tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28911172811002007792024-03-13T20:29:52.549-07:00ScottMc PokerThere’s nothing like seeing the look on someone’s face when their soul cracks and their worldview shatters It is ten times better than the expression a child gets when a beloved pet dies.ScottMcMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15219544072808365846noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2891117281100200779.post-75397910714965236112010-04-21T17:16:00.001-07:002010-04-21T17:18:18.626-07:00I Bring the pain<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.fulltiltpoker.com/poker-from-the-rail/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/BBT5_Small.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 180px;" src="http://www.fulltiltpoker.com/poker-from-the-rail/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/BBT5_Small.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.fulltiltpoker.com/poker-from-the-rail/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/BBT5_Large.jpg"><br /></a>ScottMcMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15219544072808365846noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2891117281100200779.post-50452327741025910822009-07-09T23:19:00.000-07:002009-07-09T23:24:21.330-07:00Whats a guy got to do to win a hand?I love tournament Poker at Full Tilt. Shit like this makes me want to believe the Tinfoil hat guys.<br /><br />3 hours of tournament play comes down to a blind v. blind with 17 left. Set over set and quads for the suck.<br /><br /><br />Dealer: ScottMc posts the small blind of 600<br />Dealer: luckyknot posts the big blind of 1,200<br />Dealer: You have been dealt [4d 4c Ts As]<br />Dealer: T8urmoney folds<br />Dealer: ColeCMcL22 folds<br />Dealer: otto716 folds<br />Dealer: jsplate1 folds<br />Dealer: jimw99 calls 1,200<br />Dealer: dtools22 raises to 4,000<br />Dealer: ScottMc calls 3,400<br />Dealer: luckyknot calls 2,800<br />Dealer: jimw99 calls 2,800<br />Dealer: The flop is [3d 4h Kc]<br />Dealer: ScottMc bets 16,000<br />Dealer: luckyknot calls 16,000<br />Dealer: jimw99 folds<br />Dealer: dtools22 folds<br />Dealer: The turn is [3h]<br />Dealer: ScottMc bets 48,000<br />Dealer: luckyknot raises to 96,000<br />Dealer: ScottMc calls 23,084, and is all in<br />Dealer: luckyknot shows [3c 3s Qc 6d]<br />Dealer: ScottMc shows [4d 4c Ts As]<br />Dealer: Uncalled bet of 24,916 returned to luckyknot<br />Dealer: The river is [5h]<br />Dealer: luckyknot shows four of a kind, Threes<br />Dealer: ScottMc shows a full house, Fours full of Threes<br />Dealer: luckyknot wins the pot (190,168) with four of a kind, Threes<br />ScottMc: good god<br />Dealer: ScottMc stands up<br />Dealer: Hand #13304376176<br />Dealer: ScottMc finishes in 16th place and wins: $7.65ScottMcMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15219544072808365846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2891117281100200779.post-80161559131157925472009-07-06T21:03:00.001-07:002009-07-06T23:36:01.192-07:00Back to BasicsMan I forgot I even have this worthless page. I cant believe it has been so long since I posted. It is not like I have a job or anything keeping me from updating this fucking thing. Sad to say with <a href="http://twitter.com/DeadMoneyInc">Twitter</a> and <a href="http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/ScottMcTx?ref=mf">Facebook</a>, this little piece of my world is slightly ignored. Add to it that my poker prowess is horrendous these days and you end up with a month long gap at <a href="http://scottmcpoker.blogspot.com/">ScottMc Poker</a>. <span style="font-size:78%;">link yourself because<a href="http://jacksrok.blogspot.com/"> JJOK</a> says so</span><br /><br />Where to begin... well lets take it in order shall we.<br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Work.</span></span><br />The Monday after mothers day I was called into the owner of my companies office and was told that the company no longer needed me, and that he didn't need to give me a reason why. He did however tell me that while I was one of the smartest people he had ever met in his 30+ years in our business and that he couldn't think of anyone that he knew of that he had placed in my job that had done it better. That all being said he fired me...<br /><br />I didn't ask for any other reason beyond what he said already but that didn't stop him from continuing. He went on to tell me that he felt I was not "committed" to his company and that he was not going to have anyone working for him tell him how to do things. This made perfect sense to me as the former Vice President of Operations, the guy that sold his house and took his kids out of a school they loved, a guy that had forced his wife to change her job so that she could move with him to a different city, A CITY MIND YOU THAT I SWORE I WOULD NEVER MOVE TO.<br /><br />He was right I was not committed, the 12-17 hour days I worked were nothing in comparison to the 3-4 hours he worked 3 days a week. My non-committal attitude was apparent the day he screamed over the PA system<span style="font-size:78%;"> (mistakenly I might add because he didn't know how to use the phone system)</span> a stream of profane racist and sexist comments. I was not committed when, against my better judgment, I gave into his demand to hire the "night time cleaning girl" to a better phone job in the office, even after pointing out that not only was she a undocumented illegal alien she barley spoke English which was a requirement of the job. My non-commitment was nothing compared to her looks and the fact that "if a little cash was tossed at her we might get to see her little brown tits". Well hopefully with my next job I will remember to be a little more committed to it.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-size:180%;" >The Job hunt.</span><br />I have been working since I was 15 years old. As of this moment this is the longest time since then that I have not had a job. The day I parted with my last job I was not concerned at all. I mean lets get real here, I have been in my industry for about 15 years, I have a proven track record for results, I have met very few people out there that know more than I do in my field and I study my industry furiously almost daily so that nothing at all gets by me. I have been complying contacts for over a decade and have a list of favors owed to me a mile long. This should be easy seeing as how I am in the 4th largest city in America and there are over 150 companies doing what I do.<br /><br />I joked around on facebook today and said I have applied for over 600 jobs. It was a wild exaggeration on what it has felt like but I got curious and went back and looked. I have actually applied for 247 jobs in Houston, Austin, and Dallas. Of those 247 jobs I have gone to 11 total interviews and have been called back 4 times for second interviews. I have tried some pretty weird things to get in for interviews. I took a week and went to Austin and visited everyone I knew there in the business. I met with two guys I helped get jobs years ago, one told me there was no way he could hire me for any job he had because it would only take me 90 days to replace him. The other told me the same thing but he wouldn't even let me pass the lobby doors because he new his boss would see me and it would be over.<br /><br />I set up meetings with several recruitment firms over a two day period while I was back home in Austin. All of them had jobs in my field and close to my pay range so I felt good about it. I brought donuts and breakfast tacos and made sure I remember all the names of all the right people. I drop the all the BS and just made it clear that I needed a job and that I was the right guy. I was given 2 pretty decent prospects out of all of this...it has been 5 weeks and not one single call back.<br /><br />That same week I decided to do some old fashioned " Resume drop off " at a couple of places that I new were looking. I printed out their postings and took them with me and off I went. Funny thing about job hunting in 2009, no one will interview you if you show up and ask for one. When did we as a country become so reliant on e-mail and keyword searches that we stopped walking out to the front desk and looked someone in the eyes and spoke to them?<br /><br />Back to Houston I came with my defeated tail tucked between my legs. I scored a great interview with a MAJOR bank right off the bat. I showed up for the first interview and met the corporate recruiter. Nice girl, for a 16 year old. It took some convincing and her showing me her DL to prove she was old enough at least to buy smokes (kidding here but she looked 16). The interview went great and lasted for almost 2 hours. I hit on all my strong points and felt really great about everything. When we finished she asked me if it would be alright to speak to one other person because there was a second job they were also looking for and it was very close to my skill set. The next person came in and he was a slick looking young guy that looked to be about the same age as the girl. He told me that she had said a lot of good things and asked me about this other spot and went on and on about it. We closed with me politely decline his offer for the second position and reiterating my favor for the original spot I was talking to them about. Slick told me that I would most certainly be getting that spot and that training classes would be starting on the 15th and the 30th and he would get me in ASAP. Days went by and I didnt hear from them so I decided to call. I was routed straight to Slick and he told me that there was a confusion and I had been "put in" for the second position, the first job had been filed and some how I was missed in that. The other job would require 3 more interviews a 4 hour test and a background check and I would need to wait 3 weeks.<br /><br />I heard from them today. I was passed on. The decision was to be made by a group of 3 people I interviewed with and only one had seen my resume and decided to pass. I was told the other two were on vacation and since the posting date was closed as of today they had to pass on me.<br /><br />So here I sit over 60 days without a job. One thing I do know for sure is the Houston experience is over. I am out of this fucking town for shot we get and headed back to the place where the people are weird the sangria is chilling and the music is the best in the world.<br /><br />Austin be prepared, when I get back I will never leave you again.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-size:180%;" >Poker.</span><br />So shit this is a poker blog right? Poker has been fucking foul. The <a href="http://alcanthang.blogspot.com/">BBT4</a> was a total bust for me. I think <a href="http://www.donkeysdraw.com/">Numbbono</a> had the stats correct when he said I was the most consistent loser in the whole thing. I barely scored any points not to mention I didnt cash for shit in anything. While all that was going on I was also busy getting my teeth kicked in on all the ring games. I tracked over 20,000 hands over the BBT4 in cash games, I made the correct play 91.9% of the time but when I won, I won VERY little and when I lost, I lost MASSIVE!<br /><br />I just dont have the same game I use to. I feel like a punch drunk old boxer, I can still get out there and dance around but if we slug it out I am getting clipped fast. I am sure a lot of this is that I dont play the same game anymore. I use to play 4-5 nights a week and now I play maybe 2 and for much lower stakes. I keep telling myself I am going to start over and relearn all the things I forgot but even as I write this I have lost 5 straight sit n go's. Three on really nasty beats and the other 2 because I just didnt seem to care about them. I am more confused about my future in the poker world than I am about the real world!<br /><br />I am back to grinding sit and go's and wont play another ring game until I get at least 100 under me. Hopefully somewhere in there I can find my old swing and get back to playing and enjoying a game that has been apart of my life since I was in junior highScottMcMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15219544072808365846noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2891117281100200779.post-58548831617841095272009-05-31T17:43:00.001-07:002009-05-31T17:45:27.002-07:00Tonight bitches.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.buddydankradio.com/images/Asshat%20Frat%20Crew.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 450px; height: 357px;" src="http://www.buddydankradio.com/images/Asshat%20Frat%20Crew.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Big Game!<br /><br />Big Game Mulligan!!!<br /><br />Last chance for a TOC seat!!!!!!<br /><br />get off your lazy ass and man the fuck up and play poker.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.buddydankradio.com/"><br />Listen to the Asshatfrat crew live on BDR!!!!</a><br /><img src="file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/scott/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-35.jpg" alt="" />ScottMcMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15219544072808365846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2891117281100200779.post-29873038274503955552009-05-11T11:25:00.000-07:002009-05-11T11:27:03.428-07:00Thw girl in NY<embed src="http://www.xtranormal.com/players/jwplayer.swf" width="480" height="390" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="height=390&width=480&file=http://newvideos.xtranormal.com/standard/502eadba-3b0d-11de-a93a-003048d69c21_11_standard_medium-flv.flv&image=http://newvideos.xtranormal.com/standard/502eadba-3b0d-11de-a93a-003048d69c21_11_standard_poster.jpg&link=http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090507182712304&searchbar=false&autostart=false"></embed><embed src="http://www.xtranormal.com/players/embedded-xnl-stats.swf" width="1" height="1" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed>ScottMcMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15219544072808365846noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2891117281100200779.post-89690856564435067722009-05-06T11:51:00.000-07:002009-05-06T12:03:07.908-07:00My Friend MarshallI have decided to start a new project in my life. 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I love it. I have played with him for 3+ years now and I cant remember a time he ever left the table with money. I am sure he will say at the very least he is break even with me but at one point early on in our lives together my wife made me stop playing him because she was afraid he would either kill himself or lose all his family's money to me.<br /><br />My little buddy is going through some tough times right now so I want to make sure that I was there for him to take his mind off the little things like a failing marriage and very little in the looks department. So after I watched him bust out in the RC last night I decided I wanted to play a few hands and help him boost his ego... poor waffles<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />williamscott mcmillan: come play some HA with me<br />williamscott mcmillan: come get on the table for 25 minutes I am quitting top of the hour<br /><br />Marshall Howland: nah<br />Marshall Howland: maybe another day<br />williamscott mcmillan: and why not?<br />Marshall Howland: tired<br />Marshall Howland: and not lucky tonight<br /><br />williamscott mcmillan: <span style="font-weight: bold;">if you lose to me I will ship back half</span><br />Marshall Howland: ok fine<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Dealer: You have been dealt [9s 4s 7h Ah]<br />Dealer: ScottMc raises to $0.75<br />Dealer: SirFWALGMan calls $0.50<br />Dealer: The flop is [Kh 5s 3h]<br />Dealer: SirFWALGMan bets $1.50<br />Dealer: ScottMc calls $1.50<br />Dealer: The turn is [6c]<br />Dealer: SirFWALGMan bets $4.50<br />Dealer: ScottMc calls $4.50<br />Dealer: The river is [7d]<br />Dealer: SirFWALGMan bets $13.50<br />Dealer: ScottMc raises to $52.07, and is all in<br />Dealer: SirFWALGMan calls $4.58, and is all in<br />Dealer: Uncalled bet of $33.99 returned to ScottMc<br />Dealer: ScottMc shows a straight, Seven high<br />Dealer: SirFWALGMan mucks<br />Dealer: ScottMc wins the pot ($49.16) with a straight, Seven high<br />Dealer: SirFWALGMan is sitting out<br />Dealer: ScottMc is sitting out<br />Dealer: SirFWALGMan stands upScottMcMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15219544072808365846noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2891117281100200779.post-57237656142091888872009-03-11T20:39:00.000-07:002009-03-11T20:42:20.743-07:00Wisdom of a 3-year old<span style="font-style: italic;">Daddy, hotdogs make me fart</span><br /><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://williamconnor.blogspot.com/"><br />ConnorMc</a>ScottMcMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15219544072808365846noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2891117281100200779.post-25743629599607277872009-03-10T12:48:00.000-07:002009-03-10T15:10:29.089-07:00Busto!<meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CSMCMIL%7E1%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><link rel="themeData" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CSMCMIL%7E1%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx"><link rel="colorSchemeMapping" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CSMCMIL%7E1%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml"><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:trackmoves/> <w:trackformatting/> <w:punctuationkerning/> 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<style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-qformat:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin-top:0in; mso-para-margin-right:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:10.0pt; mso-para-margin-left:0in; line-height:115%; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;} </style> <![endif]--><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">I loved it! It was like jumping out of a plane with no parachute while wrestling a crocodile that is on fire with a time bomb on its tail!</span>
<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">-ScottyMc on why he plays Pot Limit Omaha</span>
<br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">When I look back at my time playing poker I can see many times when I “got broke”. Most of the time I would just reload and get it going again, rebuild and then play for another year before variance caught up with me. Poker was always easy to sit and do and if I played my game I won and if I got away from my game I would lose.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Back in the Party Poker days I was strictly a limit player. I would 6 table mid-limit holdem $3-$6 to $5-$10 and eek out about 4 BB per hour profit per table. I needed to play by the book at that point because when I first made the switch to online poker I lost about $19K in 8 months trying to play to big and too fast. There I was spending 10-16 hours a day in front of a computer with 6 tables opening clicking a button like a Monkey in hopes of a banana falling out of the sky. God Damn I was bored. Anyone that knows me or has ever read this blog or any of my other blogs knows I got a wee bit of a addictive personality. Like an addict we tend to use whatever drug we are on until we get tired of it or die, always looking for the next high to get us going. For me it was November of 2002</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b style=""><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:14;" >I need a new drug.<o:p></o:p></span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal">I was sick and tired of playing on PP and while I had dug myself out of a $19K hole and was well into the positive in poker bank roll Limit hold’em just wasn’t getting me high anymore. Like any good drug if it doesn’t melt your butter it is time to find a new one. I left Party Poker for Full Tilt Poker and Poker Stars and left Limit games for the high of NL- hold’em Poker and repeated history. My first month playing NL poker I got killed, I played way to big and way too long and was on the verge of getting broke. I didn’t care though I was on a rush I felt great; I felt the tingle in my belly. I was on the outside looking in and loved it. To this day I still recall the words of my old poker Guru…</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="">“If it doesn’t hurt it isn’t fun”<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal">I LOVED THE HURT. Oddly enough a few things happened. Full Tilt started to take off and a flood of new players joined the games and poker on TV happened and that gave us the boom to the game. For 5 years I sat in the NL games on FTP and Stars and got my nightly fix. I never lost too much and was always in the game. In 2003 I recorded 3 $10K profit months, coming into 2004 I was high as a kite but maintaining that high was hard.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">I tried everything I could to stay up but online poker wasn’t making me tingle like it use to. I started concentrating on live games around Austin, first on the weekends and the finally after about 5 months I was playing 5-6 nights a week. I killed the games. I was so jacked up on my high that nothing else mattered. I would take off work in the middle of the day and go hit the room. I was at the room so regularly that the guy that ran the game bought me a safe so I could keep my money there instead of carrying around large sums of cash.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b style=""><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:14;" >Coming Down<o:p></o:p></span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""> </span>I got a call one night from my wife telling me she just fell off a chair changing a light bulb and thought she broke her leg. I was sitting in a game and it was FAT. I was up about $2100 that night and there was another $10K on the table calling to me. I was so high on the game I didn’t want to leave. I fought off the urge to lie and left the game making it home right as the fire department was pulling up. The wife’s leg was not broken just bruised real bad; it was me that was really hurt. I realized that night that I was so high on poker I couldn’t operate as a normal human. I cut back on the games greatly and tried to avoid online play all together. I spent more time with my wife and played just a few times a month. Life was good and I was getting high at home cooking for the family and watching TV with my son. Life was good…</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b style=""><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:14;" >The Urge<o:p></o:p></span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal">It was about the time the BBT3 started last year that the urge kicked in. Work sucked on a level I had never seen. Add the stress of 2 new mouths on the way and like any junkie I needed to get high. <span style=""> </span>I had been playing sporadically but when the dragon pokes his head out of the cave there is no middle gear. I hit the poker tables online again. Ah sweet pleasure. I could feel it running warm through my veins, BBT3 events nightly and the Bodonkey going on!!! Ah sweet, sweet nectar. I was killing the tournaments and cash games online at bodog and doing great at the cash games on FTP too. It was during this time that I started playing PLO live and online. I was first turned on to it during a Skillz event and I remember how sweet it was. It was so crisp and clean and NEW, the pain it caused the sweet sweet hurt it brought. Nightly I would flop the best hand and lose to the donkey that called. The soul bruises it caused felt so painful but all I needed to ease the pain was to log in again and load another table. </p> <p class="MsoNormal">I was backed for most of the BBT3, not because I needed the money mainly because I didn’t want to take money away from my PLO habit. I was up to 4 tables a day at that point and the cash reserves were dwindling down. Luckily I had a stopping point in mind. I promised my wife that once the BBT was over and the girls were born I was going to quit…I did and it didn’t hurt. There were no shakes the night sweats didn’t get me. I was at home playing with my kids instead of playing with my little computer. </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b style=""><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:14;" >Cold Turkey<o:p></o:p></span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal">I was good for about 6 months. I loved being at home and being the Dad. I had no urges, I was to busy being ankle deep in baby bottles and shitty diapers. Worked sucked more than anything, but it didn’t matter because I was at home with my girls and my son. I had quit cold turkey and had no crippling urges.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b style=""><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:14;" >The sickness<o:p></o:p></span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal">I am not sure when it happened but one day I woke up and found I was playing PLO. I had jumped back online and moved some money from a few other poker accounts around and was doing good playing NL but I would have 5 tables up and one of them would be PLO. It felt so good clicking the buttons… POT! REPOT!!!<span style=""> </span>16 outs twice let’s get it in with 2 to come! POT! POT POT! I loved it! It was like jumping out of a plane with no parachute while wrestling a crocodile that is on fire with a time bomb on its tail! </p> <p class="MsoNormal">In one session on Bodog I started playing $100 PLO and was up $4k in 6 hours only to lose it all in 25 minutes when I moved up to $1000 PLO. What did I care I had started the session that week with $100 bucks and worked my way up.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b style=""><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:14;" >Rock Bottom<o:p></o:p></span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal">I have seen my somewhat healthy bankroll get completely depleted and my “just in case” bankroll is wiped out. As it stands today I am … BUSTO… Pot Limit Omaha has been my weakness and my weakness has gotten me broke. Once again I am an addict without a drug.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Maybe Waffles will loan me $11 so I can play the Mookie this week.</p> ScottMcMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15219544072808365846noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2891117281100200779.post-66381253632208981202009-03-03T10:06:00.000-08:002009-03-03T10:10:00.877-08:00Astros home openerI went online today to pick up some tickets to the Astro's home opener... this was my security word.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitlOsOYxxcxEIjhyxa7Il2db8LIxtX_FHjrIuxkPgQ5Bwj_6OLuTFUGVzlD6UGYKexZDty8iZdW3egH9zw162nPYyGQYbEH4lyFTgkzMGB7ZYOzyYDxQgU1ICfdeOIdaWGiWqJu2Nedd8F/s1600-h/Astros.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 324px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitlOsOYxxcxEIjhyxa7Il2db8LIxtX_FHjrIuxkPgQ5Bwj_6OLuTFUGVzlD6UGYKexZDty8iZdW3egH9zw162nPYyGQYbEH4lyFTgkzMGB7ZYOzyYDxQgU1ICfdeOIdaWGiWqJu2Nedd8F/s400/Astros.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5309024894820242274" border="0" /></a><br />i think I will hold off buying online from themScottMcMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15219544072808365846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2891117281100200779.post-3527070954079016822009-02-28T23:56:00.000-08:002009-02-28T23:58:14.396-08:00For some reason I like this songI cant figure it out.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3DeKJxOnawg&color1=0x333366&color2=0x666699&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3DeKJxOnawg&color1=0x333366&color2=0x666699&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>ScottMcMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15219544072808365846noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2891117281100200779.post-7638594610781792172009-02-24T07:01:00.000-08:002009-02-24T13:46:29.320-08:00I hate Houston<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.alcanthang.com/poker/bbt4_2_medium.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 375px;" src="http://www.alcanthang.com/poker/bbt4_2_medium.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>
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Ethnic Diversity </p> <p class="MsoNormal">Please understand that I have nothing against Ethnic diversity if it is celebrated. This place however is the largest melting pot of races I have ever seen where everyone hates each other and wants to be separated. The lines are clearly defined. If you go down that road and take a left it is China town and for God’s sake don’t stop there and ask for directions they will just yell at you. If you take that exit off the freeway you are in the “Black” part of town and make sure you look your doors when you go there. They look at White people like they insane. Hang a right of that road over there and you hit the Mexican part of town. Be careful there are kids are all over the place unattended. My favorite however is the WHITE part of town. I never seen anyplace in my life so strict, it is like everyone is assigned a role to play. All the houses look the same all the cars look the same all the streets look the same. Please, Please , Please don’t try to fuck with the status quo and do anything that is “Off White” they will freak the fuck out.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">All of these people together in one place in the 4<sup>th</sup> largest city in the USA and I have never seen so much outright hate split down racial lines.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Don’t get me started on the cops here. I LOVE cops I really do. I think they get the worst rap in the world 98.5% of the time but the cops here in Houston… shit they will kill you for turn signal violations. I wrote a song about it… wanna hear it??? Here it goes.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="">Drivin while black Drivin while black<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="">If you are in the wrong place will shot you in the back.<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="">We don’t care<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="">If you live there <o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="">We will drop your ass and cover you with crack<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="">Drivin while Brown Drivin while Brown <o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="">We are going to kill your Latin ass for being in the wrong part of town.<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="">Drivin while Brown Drivin while Brown <o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="">If you are in Bellaire we are going to put you down.<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="">Drivin while black Drivin while black<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="">If you are local celeb you still get no slack<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="">Drivin while black Drivin while black<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="">You drive a nice car you must deal crack<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="">Drivin while Brown Drivin while Brown <o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="">You must be illegal if you live in this part of town<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i style="">That is my “Drivin while Ethnic Song”…it is soon to be a hit.<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">4. All the Baptists / Mega Churches </p> <p class="MsoNormal">For Fucks sake how many churches the size of airports do we need? Joel Osteen is here.</p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://dillsnapcogitation.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/osteen.png?w=178&h=172"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 178px; height: 178px;" src="http://dillsnapcogitation.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/osteen.png?w=178&h=172" alt="" border="0" /></a><p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""> </span>His church is now in the old Summit where the Rockets use to play.</p><p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://blog.kir.com/archives/megachurch.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://blog.kir.com/archives/megachurch.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></p><img src="file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/SMCMIL%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg" alt="" /><p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""> </span><span style=""> </span>He has another one over on the Gulf Freeway that looks like a small airport.</p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgG1OtUzY5RR-cP-0_jOsYMpVdX_1zFKLZOejDPiC3FLWlDKCa0R2t8DjppWuyHg41smqkxrTNMgQSYIt1HywAgNzqCPUB-rThYmMv4c2e28kuRheAAbJ2KEZhWOxl-98FCe7LGuluivpFw/s1600-h/mega+church.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 251px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgG1OtUzY5RR-cP-0_jOsYMpVdX_1zFKLZOejDPiC3FLWlDKCa0R2t8DjppWuyHg41smqkxrTNMgQSYIt1HywAgNzqCPUB-rThYmMv4c2e28kuRheAAbJ2KEZhWOxl-98FCe7LGuluivpFw/s400/mega+church.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5306477013983334354" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHgWeOK7Nbbx5ZBG4417Z-H-nf3PgMCRp-K5sv1pi1a_5sp7nEayq4kHWkgmfi8ELc9Zym98NMM7Tk96iE9H5k0c1hzohOhhPDbEapWWi6KzFT8Z62fMr9tANnu09UzgaSkHBbE_77GFNA/s1600-h/church2.JPG"></a><p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""> </span>You also get to see the 2<sup>nd</sup> Baptist church… don’t know the difference between them and the first Baptist except they have a church the size of a Mall down the street from my house.</p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHgWeOK7Nbbx5ZBG4417Z-H-nf3PgMCRp-K5sv1pi1a_5sp7nEayq4kHWkgmfi8ELc9Zym98NMM7Tk96iE9H5k0c1hzohOhhPDbEapWWi6KzFT8Z62fMr9tANnu09UzgaSkHBbE_77GFNA/s1600-h/church2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 341px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHgWeOK7Nbbx5ZBG4417Z-H-nf3PgMCRp-K5sv1pi1a_5sp7nEayq4kHWkgmfi8ELc9Zym98NMM7Tk96iE9H5k0c1hzohOhhPDbEapWWi6KzFT8Z62fMr9tANnu09UzgaSkHBbE_77GFNA/s400/church2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5306477012631343570" border="0" /></a><p class="MsoNormal">3. Road Rage (Thiers not mine)</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Almost daily I see shit happen a stoplight here. I have seen men throw down over not letting someone else in I have seen women ram the back of cars in anger. Just last Friday I say a guy get out of his car and go all bat-shit crazy with a crowbar on another person’s car. I have seen cars side by side on the Freeway doing 60mph with people throwing shit out the windows at each other. I myself have twice gotten out of my car and knocked on someone’s window to chat with them about how stupid their driving is. We are not talking about Chinese driving or old folks in California near farmers market driving. We are talking about normal people like you and I that get behind the wheel of a car and for some fucking reason think that whatever they have to do today is more important than the life of my children and me.</p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lh_gL7Az53o&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lh_gL7Az53o&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
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<br /><p class="MsoNormal">2. Over population of shitty restaurants while not having enough decent places to eat.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Ok I am a wee bit of a snob when it comes to food. You wouldn’t know it by the foods I eat but rather the places I chose to eat it. I like nice places to eat and by that I don’t me Fancy I mean nice places with good atmosphere and good service.<span style=""> </span>The following is a list of places you will NOT find me</p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">Applebee's Neighborhood </p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">Black Eyed Pea </p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">Chili's Grill & Bar </p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">Chipotle Grill </p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">Cracker Barrel Restaurant </p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">Denny’s </p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">Fuddruckers </p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">International House of Pancakes </p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">Johnny Rockets Restaurant </p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">Luby's Cafeteria 485 S. Mason Rd. Katy, TX 281-492-2016</p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">Outback Steakhouse</p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">Panera Bread 19502 </p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">Rainforest Café </p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">Red Oak Grill </p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">Rib Room </p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">Saltgrass </p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">Souper Salad </p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">Texas Roadhouse </p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">TGI Friday's Restaurant </p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">Wings & More </p> <p class="MsoNormal">These are all within 15 minutes of my house and I try to avoid them at all costs</p> <p class="MsoNormal">There are a few mom and pop type places around but none are overly exciting to go to. I just don’t want to go to a place where I am going to be forced to eat and pay for the latest trendy grill mixed with “insert booze name here”. </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><object width="540" height="312"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/IwgIv00XjOGwFs5mH89BoQ"><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/IwgIv00XjOGwFs5mH89BoQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed><span style=""> </span>width="540" height="312"></object>
<br />via <a href="http://www.videosift.com/video/Simpsons-Uncle-Moes-Family-Feedbag" title="Simpsons: Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag">videosift.com</a></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><a href="http://www.vidalocakaty.com/index.html">Far and away the best restaurant I have eaten at here in town is Vida Loca in Katy. This place has the best services of any restaurant I have eaten at in the last 5 years. <span style=""> </span>If you are in the area stop but and pick yourself up a “Gorilla” to drink!<span style=""> </span></a></p> <p class="MsoListParagraph" style="text-indent: -0.25in;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style=""><span style="">1.<span style=";font-family:";font-size:7;" > </span></span></span><!--[endif]-->Urban Sprawl and shitty areas</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Holy fuck nuts are there some shitty as places here. I fully understand that there was a Hurricane here a few months back but in some places that only helped to improve the look. There are entire areas here where people just don’t give a flying fuck about how the area looks. Now remember I grew up here and have been coming here for years since I left but haven’t lived here full time since I was 12. I can truly tell you if I had to grow up in this town I would be a pimp-crack dealing-cop killer-Massage parlor owning thug. </p> <p class="MsoNormal">Add the shitty looking areas to the areas where you just can’t get away from traffic and apartment complexes next to cookie cutter suburbs and it makes a guy want to go insane.</p><p class="MsoNormal">Thats about all I got for today. just so I dont fill the whole day up with hate here is my favorite clip from the "AWARDS" season
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<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/og3tN7P6oKI&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/og3tN7P6oKI&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>ScottMcMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15219544072808365846noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2891117281100200779.post-1120232571770228572009-02-06T07:07:00.000-08:002009-02-06T07:23:00.477-08:00This is what the bailout was for?<object width="425" height="344">Holy Monkey fucking a football!!!<param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wmIObmv2t6M&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wmIObmv2t6M&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />What the hell is going on here? I have been apart of some really bad company parties and team builders but this is unreal.<br /><br />On to other news...<br /><br />I decided to sit down and play a little poker last night and work some of that thrilling Mookie Winnings into a little run. I ran AA into a runner runner 4 flush in the Daily Double A and ran KK into 44 in the B, so I got that going for me.<br /><br />I want to thank everyone that sent me emails about my Mookie win and also good Ju-Ju on my Camp Profile... no I was not fucking the ferret.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">Marshall Howland: lol<br />Marshall Howland: WHAT DID YOU DO TO THAT POOR FERRET!<br />williamscottmcmillan: fuck off<br />Marshall Howland: lool<br />Marshall Howland: is that true? hahaha<br />Marshall Howland: i cant stop laughing<br />williamscottmcmillan: yes it is in fact true<br />Marshall Howland: she really flicked you<br />Marshall Howland: BWAHAHAHAHAHA<br /><br />SO now I got Waffles of all people laughing at me which means I have hit total rock bottom!!!<br /><br /><br /></div>ScottMcMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15219544072808365846noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2891117281100200779.post-42491701726196678282009-02-05T10:51:00.000-08:002009-02-05T11:03:32.193-08:00HOLY $@#% I won the friggin Mookie!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3080/3256187864_325c24cf18_o.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 800px; height: 554px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3080/3256187864_325c24cf18_o.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a>Are you shitting me! I won a fucking<a href="http://www.mookie99.com/scoooooootttymc-ftw#comments"> Mookie.</a> I would have swore I would have caught a wood fairy and his magic secrets before I managed to get one of these under my belt!<br /><br />I played solid poker only seeing 13% of flops and winning 16 out of 18 showdowns. I also won every pre-flop all in I played and all 5 coin-flips I was in... that is almost as sick as winning the fucking <a href="http://www.mookie99.com/scoooooootttymc-ftw#comments">Mookie</a> right there.<br /><br />I really wanted to get heads up with <a href="http://www.thisisnotapokerblog.com/">April </a>because beating her in poker is like running a foot race against the<a href="http://sirfwalgman.blogspot.com/"> fatkid</a> in class, you know you can win it is just up to you to drag it out as long as you want. Please it allowed me to finally pay her back the $$$ I owe her for late night ambien fuled PLO games. <a href="http://twitter.com/thisisnotapril">Maybe now she will post some more instead of just half-assing</a> it with the fucking all <a href="http://twitter.com/home">day twitter sessions!</a><br /><br />Love peace and hair grease y'all and remember when in doubt blame <a href="http://sirfwalgman.blogspot.com/">Waffles.</a>ScottMcMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15219544072808365846noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2891117281100200779.post-37616587550143580512009-01-21T06:12:00.000-08:002009-01-21T06:56:22.052-08:00Poker, Skillz, Life and oh yeah Comcast Cable can suck a dick<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKlc6Uw8ltfn1rvDOcmN2ThBO1oIo_fMNknRSxgPAw4Rz1x9W98WiyjN0I0NGe-cb2bVuX2yONbcf4D0TGu3S6TLlzGWE74dni82QXoL0oSwvTouK3KVpsYNTWMiFuWk6JtueOmLx5QZW9/s1600-h/skillz.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 280px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKlc6Uw8ltfn1rvDOcmN2ThBO1oIo_fMNknRSxgPAw4Rz1x9W98WiyjN0I0NGe-cb2bVuX2yONbcf4D0TGu3S6TLlzGWE74dni82QXoL0oSwvTouK3KVpsYNTWMiFuWk6JtueOmLx5QZW9/s400/skillz.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293750375777775058" border="0" /></a>I have not played as much poker as I thought I would since coming out of retirement. I am sure much of this has to do with my Xbox addiction. I did make it out to to the <a href="http://cemfrommd.blogspot.com/">Skillz game</a> last night however for a little H.O.R.S.E action.<br /><br />I am a big fan of mixed limit games but rarely play them online because the action is so much slower than NL and PL games but it is nice for a change of pace. I made my start in poker playing 7-stud and 7-stud H/L when I was younger and the first 3 years of my online life were spent plying Limit HE. over the last 2 years or so I have gotten pretty solid at O8 as well and find myself playing it more and more these days due the the extremely horrible play from most at the mid levels. Then there is Razz...<br /><br />If Razz had a wife I would screw her when Razz left to go to work. I would show up at Razz's house every day and spend countless hours pleasuring his wife. I would get her hooked on coke and then trick her out to anyone I could find with $2 bucks in their pockets. If you have not figured out, I HATE RAZZ. Most times when I play mixed and horse if there is a RAZZ round I like to get up and go make dinner or stab kittens with an ice pick. I once had a choice of playing Razz or kicking my grandmother in the face...I broke her nose with a Chuck Norris type round house!. But enough about Razz, lets move on to <a href="http://forum.ecoustics.com/bbs/messages/2/103026.html">Comcast</a> Cable.<br /><br />When the Tournament start there was some really slow play going on and we sound found out that 5 of the 6 bloggers at the table were on <a href="http://www.data200.com/why_comcast_sucks.htm">Comcast</a> cable. We took turns for the first hour saying I am sorry for the disconnects and tried as we might had a real rough time of getting an orbit in without one of us disconnecting. I had managed to stay fairly close to my starting stack until after the break as the Stud HI round was starting. MY first disconnect came as I was dealt AA with a K for the door and 4th street dropping a third A on my lap. Yup I got dropped from FTP right then and there. <a href="http://www.secularhumanity.com/comcast-cable-sucks/">FUCK YOU COMCAST </a>I GOT A $10 BLOGGER GAME TO WIN!!!<br /><br />I soon got my internet back and after a few hands had managed to work my way up to 4th place but then at 10:04 CST *BLINK* <a href="http://www.danwoolston.com/Blogs/tabid/59/EntryID/4/Default.aspx">Comcast </a>had ended my night of poker playing. I awoke this morning to find that my internet was still down and a call to <a href="http://www.guitars101.com/forums/f60/comcast-cable-sucks-part-deux-12969.html">Comcast</a> was answered by a young lady telling me maybe I needed to restart my computer and it sounded like the problem was on my end. Now keep in mind the only thing I said to her was that my internet was out and had been for 6 hours... I gave no other info then that...but it is on my end? We have 3 computers in our house and for 6 years all of them have worked fine until I got to Katy and got <a href="http://blogs.zdnet.com/ip-telephony/?p=968">Comcast</a> but the problem must be on my end. Well <a href="https://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/comcast-cable-detroit-sucks-563138.html">Comcast</a> thank you very much for helping me find something to hate more than Razz. If I was a Serial Killer I would Kill <a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081025213637AAu2UeN">Co</a><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081025213637AAu2UeN">mcast</a> Cable instead of Chinese drivers like I always wanted to.<br /><br />Life!<a href="http://williamconnor.blogspot.com/"><br /></a><a href="http://williamconnor.blogspot.com/"><br />Life is good, all 3 kids are doing great and seem to have adjusted to the move to Houston/Katy well. Connor has a good daycare and the girls are starting to pull up on things.</a> Work is an 8 out of 10 for me so I got that going and my wife loves working from home and is doing some great stuff. EXCEPT SHE WORKS ONLINE ALL DAY AND FUCKING<a href="http://blogs.whataslacker.com/2008/05/31/comcast-cable-sucks-heres-why-part-3-the-corporate-offices/"> COMCAST CANT GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER LONG ENOUGH TO GIVE US ONE FULL DAY OUT OF 60 OF WORKING SERVICE!<br /><br />Ok I lied I said I was done with Comcast but I am not, gimme a sec.<br /></a><a href="http://blogs.whataslacker.com/2008/05/31/comcast-cable-sucks-heres-why-part-3-the-corporate-offices/"><br />Top Ten things Iwould do to Comcast<br /><br />10. If Comcast was on the side of the road broke down I would not stop to help<br /><br />9. If Comcast was getting bet up by young hoodlums I would not stop them.<br /></a><a href="http://blogs.whataslacker.com/2008/05/31/comcast-cable-sucks-heres-why-part-3-the-corporate-offices/"><br />8. I f I was at Comcasts house I would drink the last beer, not flush the toliet and lets is dog out of the house.<br /><br />7. I would wipe boogers on Comcast</a><a href="http://blogs.whataslacker.com/2008/05/31/comcast-cable-sucks-heres-why-part-3-the-corporate-offices/"><br /><br />6. I would order pizzas and Chinesse from every delivery place in town and send them to Comcast house every hour<br /><br />5.I would take Comcasts parking spot everyday<br /><br />4. I would take Comcasts lunch out of the work fridge and make a cock sandwich and put it back in the fridge like nothing ever happened.</a><a href="http://blogs.whataslacker.com/2008/05/31/comcast-cable-sucks-heres-why-part-3-the-corporate-offices/"><br /><br />3. I would date Comcasts sister, get her preggers and never call her again and then tell all my friends she is a whore.<br /><br />2. I would make Comcast have Comcast internet service</a><a href="http://blogs.whataslacker.com/2008/05/31/comcast-cable-sucks-heres-why-part-3-the-corporate-offices/"><br /><br />and Number 1!!!</a><br /><br />1. I would give <a href="http://sirfwalgman.blogspot.com/">Waffles</a> Comcast Yahoo IM ID so that they would have to talk to him for 14 hours a day like I have to !!!<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.mookie99.com/">See you at the Mookie!</a><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjf0wiZZJplp6wx-kNoI-Xl2gc8r7bxvbnGgI1YrVu_X_HMiZ3adEy6Mbv-PK7yQXysP4sQy4mTP7owhDltBoa8s_jjgFpfM_t7bIy7K0RIXtPwXk8JH0LsdsRRFFOO0No-kWiwvvdqO9un/s1600-h/Mookie.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjf0wiZZJplp6wx-kNoI-Xl2gc8r7bxvbnGgI1YrVu_X_HMiZ3adEy6Mbv-PK7yQXysP4sQy4mTP7owhDltBoa8s_jjgFpfM_t7bIy7K0RIXtPwXk8JH0LsdsRRFFOO0No-kWiwvvdqO9un/s400/Mookie.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293760309525612962" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.buddydank.com/">Warning to BuddyDank I might invade your airwaves to talk about all things SCOTTMC POKER</a>ScottMcMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15219544072808365846noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2891117281100200779.post-45750348258795369462009-01-20T07:12:00.001-08:002009-01-20T07:12:45.183-08:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_sBxWgZszTU&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_sBxWgZszTU&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>ScottMcMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15219544072808365846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2891117281100200779.post-52111815801545072512009-01-13T19:19:00.000-08:002009-01-13T19:22:46.658-08:00Some day's...Some day's you want to give someone the benefit of the doubt and feel for them because of the tough decision they had to make. You know, deep down that they sat down and thought about it long and hard and weighed all the options and looked at it from every little angle and made a educated choice to do what they had to do...then other days you think that the person making the decision is a brain dead fuck <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">tard</span> so for out of touch with reality that <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">their</span> only hope for <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">succeeding</span> is blind dumb luck.ScottMcMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15219544072808365846noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2891117281100200779.post-61473178782908503202009-01-03T16:37:00.000-08:002009-01-03T16:46:53.117-08:00Play off picksForgot to post these earlier<br /><br /><br />Colts -2<br /><br />Eagles -3<br /><br />Cardinals +2 1/2<br /><br />Dolphins +3 1/2<br /><br />and about a 5 different parlay bets to go with it including all 4 overs!<br /><br />Oh yeah and poker sucks too...<br /><br /><a href="https://www.pokertableratings.com/replayer/index.php?site=bodog&id=1477438156&hash=469510099">This hand</a><br /><br /><a href="https://www.pokertableratings.com/replayer/index.php?site=bodog&id=1478165530&hash=471899604">This hand </a><br /><br /><a href="https://www.pokertableratings.com/replayer/index.php?site=bodog&id=1477464736&hash=469586350">This hand</a><br /><br />and<br /><br /><a href="https://www.pokertableratings.com/replayer/index.php?site=bodog&id=1478204962&hash=472009800">This hand can all bite my dick</a><br /><br />Nothing like losing $1000 or so to make your day feel better.<br /><br />I would love it if anyone call tell me if I played any of the above hands wrong... be warned I will more than likely call you a mother fucker if i dont like you answerScottMcMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15219544072808365846noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2891117281100200779.post-64793778827254076352009-01-02T06:02:00.000-08:002009-01-02T06:04:53.345-08:00Happy New Years to me!<meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CSMCMIL%7E1%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C02%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><link rel="themeData" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CSMCMIL%7E1%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C02%5Cclip_themedata.thmx"><link rel="colorSchemeMapping" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CSMCMIL%7E1%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C02%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml"><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:trackmoves/> <w:trackformatting/> <w:punctuationkerning/> 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<br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">Nothing like hitting a parlay!!! $25 for $4200
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<br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">Date placed: <span style=""> </span>Jan 01, 2009 11:00a<span style=""> </span>Outcome: </span><b><span style="font-size: 18pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">Win<o:p></o:p></span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">Date settled:
<br />Jan 02, 2009 5:04a<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">8 Team Parlay132455965<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">Football - College Lines (Game) Point Spread<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">(245) Iowa -4 (-120) Thu@11:00a<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 12pt; line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">
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<br /><b>Final Scores</b>
<br />Iowa 31
<br />South Carolina 10<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">Football - College Lines (Game) Total<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">(245) Iowa vs. (246) South Carolina Under 43 (-115) Thu@11:00a<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 12pt; line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">
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<br /><b>Final Scores</b>
<br />Iowa 31
<br />South Carolina 10<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">Football - College Lines (Game) Point Spread<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">(248) Nebraska +1 Thu@1:00p<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 12pt; line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">
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<br /><b>Final Scores</b>
<br />Clemson 21
<br />Nebraska 26<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">Football - College Lines (Game) Total<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">(247) Clemson vs. (248) Nebraska Under 57 Thu@1:00p<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 12pt; line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">
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<br /><b>Final Scores</b>
<br />Clemson 21
<br />Nebraska 26<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">Football - College Lines (Game) Total<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">(249) Michigan State vs. (250) Georgia Under 57 (-105) Thu@1:00p<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 12pt; line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">
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<br /><b>Final Scores</b>
<br />Michigan State 12
<br />Georgia 24<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">Football - College Lines (Game) Point Spread<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">(250) Georgia -9½ Thu@1:00p<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 12pt; line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">
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<br /><b>Final Scores</b>
<br />Michigan State 12
<br />Georgia 24<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">Football - College Lines (Game) Total<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">(251) Penn St. vs. (252) USC Over 45 (-115) Thu@5:00p<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 12pt; line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">
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<br /><b>Final Scores</b>
<br />Penn St. 24
<br />USC 38<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">Football - College Lines (Game) Point Spread<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">(252) USC -10 (-105) Thu@5:00p<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">
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<br /><b>Final Scores</b>
<br />Penn St. 24
<br />USC 38<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Risk US$ 25.00 to win <strong><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif";">US$ 4223.88</span></strong></p> ScottMcMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15219544072808365846noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2891117281100200779.post-59278002020921588502008-12-28T08:43:00.000-08:002008-12-28T08:44:42.812-08:00Sundy Picks for NFL<div class="bet-line"> <div class="line1">Tampa Bay Buccaneers -11 </div> <div class="line2">Football - NFL Lines NFL - WEEK #17 - Point Spread </div> <div class="line3">Sun@1:00p<br /><br /></div> <!-- Display point buy options --> <div class="buy-points"> </div> <!-- Display conditions --> <div class="bullets"> </div> <!-- Display warning message if the line has expired --> <!-- Display warning message if the condition has expired --> </div> <!-- filename = /sportsbook/pickDetail.jsp --> <input name="lineID" id="lineID-4050026" value="4050026" type="hidden"> <div class="bet-line-separator"> </div> <div class="bet-line"> <div class="line1">Green Bay Packers -11 (-115) </div> <div class="line2">Football - NFL Lines NFL - WEEK #17 - Point Spread </div> <div class="line3">Sun@1:00p </div> <!-- Display point buy options --> <div class="buy-points"> </div> <!-- Display conditions --> <div class="bullets"> </div> <!-- Display warning message if the line has expired --> <!-- Display warning message if the condition has expired --> </div> <!-- filename = /sportsbook/pickDetail.jsp --> <input name="lineID" id="lineID-4053272" value="4053272" type="hidden"> <div class="bet-line-separator"><br /> </div> <div class="bet-line"> <div class="line1">New York Giants +7 (-120) </div> <div class="line2">Football - NFL Lines NFL - WEEK #17 - Point Spread </div> <div class="line3">Sun@1:00p </div> <!-- Display point buy options --> <div class="buy-points"> </div> <!-- Display conditions --> <div class="bullets"> </div> <!-- Display warning message if the line has expired --> <!-- Display warning message if the condition has expired --> </div> <!-- filename = /sportsbook/pickDetail.jsp --> <input name="lineID" id="lineID-4051946" value="4051946" type="hidden"> <div class="bet-line-separator"><br /> </div> <div class="bet-line"> <div class="line1">Chicago Bears +3 (-115) </div> <div class="line2">Football - NFL Lines NFL - WEEK #17 - Point Spread </div> <div class="line3">Sun@1:00p </div> <!-- Display point buy options --> <div class="buy-points"> </div> <!-- Display conditions --> <div class="bullets"> </div> <!-- Display warning message if the line has expired --> <!-- Display warning message if the condition has expired --> </div> <!-- filename = /sportsbook/pickDetail.jsp --> <input name="lineID" id="lineID-4050040" value="4050040" type="hidden"> <div class="bet-line-separator"><br /> </div> <div class="bet-line"> <div class="line1">New Orleans Saints +2 </div> <div class="line2">Football - NFL Lines NFL - WEEK #17 - Point Spread </div> <div class="line3">Sun@1:00p </div> <!-- Display point buy options --> <div class="buy-points"> </div> <!-- Display conditions --> <div class="bullets"> </div> <!-- Display warning message if the line has expired --> <!-- Display warning message if the condition has expired --> </div> <!-- filename = /sportsbook/pickDetail.jsp --> <input name="lineID" id="lineID-4044803" value="4044803" type="hidden"> <div class="bet-line-separator"><br /> </div> <div class="bet-line"> <div class="line1">Atlanta Falcons -14 (-115) </div> <div class="line2">Football - NFL Lines NFL - WEEK #17 - Point Spread </div> <div class="line3">Sun@1:00p </div> <!-- Display point buy options --> <div class="buy-points"> </div> <!-- Display conditions --> <div class="bullets"> </div> <!-- Display warning message if the line has expired --> <!-- Display warning message if the condition has expired --> </div> <!-- filename = /sportsbook/pickDetail.jsp --> <input name="lineID" id="lineID-4053439" value="4053439" type="hidden"> <div class="bet-line-separator"><br /> </div> <div class="bet-line"> <div class="line1">Kansas City Chiefs +3 (-135) </div> <div class="line2">Football - NFL Lines NFL - WEEK #17 - Point Spread </div> <div class="line3">Sun@1:00p </div> <!-- Display point buy options --> <div class="buy-points"> </div> <!-- Display conditions --> <div class="bullets"> </div> <!-- Display warning message if the line has expired --> <!-- Display warning message if the condition has expired --> </div> <!-- filename = /sportsbook/pickDetail.jsp --> <input name="lineID" id="lineID-4048531" value="4048531" type="hidden"> <div class="bet-line-separator"><br /> </div> <div class="bet-line"> <div class="line1">Indianapolis Colts +3 (-120) </div> <div class="line2">Football - NFL Lines NFL - WEEK #17 - Point Spread </div> <div class="line3">Sun@1:00p </div> <!-- Display point buy options --> <div class="buy-points"> </div> <!-- Display conditions --> <div class="bullets"> </div> <!-- Display warning message if the line has expired --> <!-- Display warning message if the condition has expired --> </div> <!-- filename = /sportsbook/pickDetail.jsp --> <input name="lineID" id="lineID-4051849" value="4051849" type="hidden"> <div class="bet-line-separator"><br /> </div> <div class="line1">Buffalo Bills +6 (-105) </div> <div class="line2">Football - NFL Lines NFL - WEEK #17 - Point Spread </div> <div class="line3">Sun@1:00p<br /><br /></div>ScottMcMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15219544072808365846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2891117281100200779.post-68860176786663948442008-12-23T19:11:00.001-08:002008-12-23T19:11:40.492-08:00Fade me<div class="bet-line"> <div class="line1">Hawaii +2 (-105) </div> <div class="line2">Football - College Lines HAWAII BOWL - 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I posted 4 sizable losses out of 5 sessions on the weekend and am know a whopping $4.55 up from my starting roll from last Monday. I could blame bad beats and I could blame the cards and I could blame the other guys luck but the bottom line was I was playing to many hands, to many tables and toooooo long. That has always been a big hole in my online game. I tend to get in front of the screen and just keep playing no matter how bad I am doing and chasing one bad loss after another.<br /><br />I did manage to sneak out for about 5 hours on Sunday to hit one of the local rooms in the area. I had played there about a month ago when I first got to Houston and was excited about the potential for it becoming my new home room. I played ABC poker and just bet when I felt I needed to and manged about a $300 win at $1-$3 NL. I hope to have more about the games at this room soon. Once the holidays are over I might hit it at least once a week.<br /><br /><a href="http://twitter.com/DeadMoneyInc">Ok so for all my Twittering fools out there I need a favor!</a><br /><br /><a href="http://twitter.com/LIVESTRONG">I need for you all to go to this Twitter-riffic site and sign up as a follower. </a>This is my wonderful wife's work twitter site for the <a href="http://www.livestrong.org/site/c.khLXK1PxHmF/b.2660611/k.BCED/Home.htm">Lance Armstrong Livestrong Foundation</a> and I want to get them up over 3000 followers before X-mas! I have often spoke about how wonderful my wife is, any woman that can manage to stay married to me for 5 years and not be institutionalized is straight up a Saint. She balances all the evil I bring to the world with her kindness and if that was not enough she has manage to pop me out <a href="http://williamconnor.blogspot.com/">3 unbelievable cool kids as well</a>. So if I could get a little help with this I promise you all no bad beats and that you will win all your coin flips for a week!!!<br /><br />Get all of your followers to follow and all of their followers to follow too!!!<br /><br />ScottMcScottMcMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15219544072808365846noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2891117281100200779.post-42017708713228335652008-12-18T13:47:00.000-08:002008-12-18T13:55:49.342-08:00Get your Asshats on baby!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBRS_uNYZJNr4CVdkFh6qsT9fxJufWvyBiF3JQRT-0m21d5r3mmvNm-epXRh5lcI16QcF7fPnaxC1HYUlvG1KHX7iaMYT95TbPsmF50n7zhhlFBUSfZxZDw8yAj8rd9Def18DbYpBwWEbl/s1600-h/asshats.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 235px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBRS_uNYZJNr4CVdkFh6qsT9fxJufWvyBiF3JQRT-0m21d5r3mmvNm-epXRh5lcI16QcF7fPnaxC1HYUlvG1KHX7iaMYT95TbPsmF50n7zhhlFBUSfZxZDw8yAj8rd9Def18DbYpBwWEbl/s400/asshats.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281252161159110034" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />My picks are in for tonight. Good luck<a href="http://vegasmiamidon.blogspot.com/"> ASSHAT</a> <a href="http://blogforentryinbloggaments.blogspot.com/">FRAT CREW!</a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnh2rC73BfVDocECJ4TQX8fU5d34BnAtF9jaSpEN5VJvSaLX7Vs36dyj7AMKLi_FcZ-jtKZVjUhHVVHIIxltBgeKe4XCft7cqM-i9H7E1ECPAqBFrc2ToDYjCMFwlPUMtjzy9yJ79TLmix/s1600/Bodonkey+II+large+banner.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 688px; height: 958px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnh2rC73BfVDocECJ4TQX8fU5d34BnAtF9jaSpEN5VJvSaLX7Vs36dyj7AMKLi_FcZ-jtKZVjUhHVVHIIxltBgeKe4XCft7cqM-i9H7E1ECPAqBFrc2ToDYjCMFwlPUMtjzy9yJ79TLmix/s1600/Bodonkey+II+large+banner.jpg" alt="" border="0" 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<br />I played the Mookie last night. Not sure where I went out, think it was around 21-ish or something. No big HH to discuss I think i got my money in ahead and lost so that's poker. I did mange a superb victory in the Pushfest (tm*MiamiDon) for a nice $50 score. add that win to the impress of $11 win at Blogger RAZZ and I had a good few hours. I decided to parlay my winnings into a $50-$5 PLOHI buy in why later than I should be starting a tournament and managed to final Table. As a matter of fact I managed to lead the tournament for about 3 hours and came into the final table in 3rd of 9. On the first hand of the final table I got it all in preflop with AhAsJh4s against KcKdJs5h, the K on the flop crippled me and I went out a few hands later with QQxx v. K1052 when the chip leader flopped a 10 high flush. Once again that’s poker so fuck it, it happens.
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<br />I am real happy with my play so far this week. I am playing good poker and most importantly I am making good laydowns. I am up over $800 so far in a 3 day period playing $100NL and $50 NL 2-4 tables at a time. <u>
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<br /> <!--[endif]--></u><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";"><a href="https://www.pokertableratings.com/replayer/index.php?player=scottmc&opponent=&site=fulltilt&hash=1IkrNaahGJe%2B58uUTnbWhvBVWutwFOMUK7vcEUE%2Bg5VLYiEutnxgVO98NmVxDp3SUBiPEQwI71Dx2zxC9OCEzl6BKQZZ%2FJLu"><span style="color: blue;">Here is the replay of the first session yesterday</span></a><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">So, onto my <a href="http://www.buddydankradio.com/"><span style="color: blue;">Buddy Dank</span></a> apology. If you are not spending all of your poker playing time listening to <a href="http://www.buddydankradio.com/"><span style="color: blue;">Buddy Dank Radi</span></a>o I really hope that at night when you are asleep a badger sneaks in through your A/C vents and has a badger fuck session with your ear hole. More importantly if you are not listening on the nights I obnoxiously shove my way on to his air time I hope the badger brings some homeboys to get your eye holes. Anyway, most nights I am on I tend to say things and do things that normal people shouldn’t say or do and last night was no different. Last night I let slip a very dark moment in Buddy Dank's life when, accidentally I forgot to let "What happened in Vegas Stay in Vegas". <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">We were talking about this year’s winter gathering in Las Vegas and since I didn’t get to go I shared a story about last year sat Blogger Winter gathering. Last year I got to meet Buddy for the first time. We spent hours shooting Whiskey and other various libations and bonded over... well not really anything because he and I have nothing really in common and to be honest if we were in high school together I would spend my days giving him knoggies, Indian burns and atomic wedgies but we bonded nevertheless. As things often do at the Geisha bar inside the IP the attention turned towards the hookers as they made their rounds. Prop bets of all kinds are made and triple dog dares can often be heard of the clinking of shot glasses hitting the bar and the loud banter floating in the air.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">It wasn’t long before a few girls of the night had turn their attention towards Buddy and I ... I mean who can blame them really I am a strapping handsome Texan and Buddy looks like a guy you can extract hundreds of dollars from without even having to try hard. As the girls tried to barter their services to us I noticed certain uneasiness on Buddy's face. I wasn’t really sure what it was but it had elements of fear and uneasiness combined with flat out terror at times. After a valiant effort from the ladies we finally asked them to leave, I am married happily and have no need for a hooker and it appeared that Buddy wouldn’t really know what to do with one if he had her anyway, so off they went. After a good cooling off period I asked Buddy what was wrong hoping to get to the bottom of his troubles and help my newfound friend.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">"I am very inexperienced when it comes to women. I have never really had much success with them and feel really uncomfortable around them." he told me.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">I felt pity for my new pal and dug a little deeper. “What are you, like gay or something? I mean I am cool with that if you are and all but if we get any drunker I don’t want you to like try and blow me or anything because I will beat the shit out of you if you try."<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">“No I am not gay even though a lot of people ask me that. Do I put off some kind of Gay vibe or something?" he said slightly lisping with a certain limp wristed flare.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">“Well then what’s the problem man? You can’t get it up or is your cock just so small you are afraid to show it to a woman?" I asked gently trying not to hurt my new BFF's feelings.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">“I just am not that experienced or confident about my abilities to make love to a woman" he responded in an overly nerdy way causing me for a brief second to want to pants him right there in the bar. “I really have only been with a few girls. One of them was an overly aggressive 325lb 2nd cousin of mine that forced me to dress up like the Easter bunny and wanted to shove marshmallow peeps up my ass. That didn’t go to well for me, do you know that those things are really hard to get out of your rectum when they get hot?" he said. “Then there was my high school girlfriend, it was a tragedy what happened to her."<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">Not really paying attention to him and really concentrating more on my cigarette I heard him drone on. “She was special, she loved me and I knew it. I had never felt love like that before and I thought that her and I would really go the distance but sadly she sprung a leak and I could never really get her inflated right again." he stated with a sad frown that made me want to slap the taste out of his pansy mouth.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">“What she was a blow up doll? What the fuck man you were in love with a fucking blow up doll? You fucking loser why the fuck am I even talking to you? You make me sick you assclown." I responded with a touching tone to make him feel comfortable.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">Oh... uhhh... I was just joking man. I was just trying to make you laugh, here let me buy you a few more shots."<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">“You better you spazz or I will stuff you in a locker!"<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">He went on to tell me that the 3rd and final girl he had been with was probably his best experience but sadly he was never able to bring himself to completion because whenever he got close he would break into uncontrollable crying.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">“I really need your help ScottMc. You are the coolest guy I know and I really just want to be like you. I mean you seem to really have it all together and you got the looks and the style I really want to be like."<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">" Look you little cocksucker I told you I am not going to let you blow me so stuff that gay shit back in your little dark crying place in your brain. I do feel bad for you though so I am going to help you out." I said with a caring big brother feel. “I will spot you some cash for hookers so your miserable sad little ass can final get laid. I mean really man you are all grown up and need to get some more than any man I know. You really are pathetic and if you don’t get laid soon I am sure I am going to hear stories about you dressing up in women’s pantyhose and trying to kill people from a tower or something. After I help you, you got to promise not to talk to me anymore this entire weekend and if you break that promise I will break your face." I told him with a heart full of love for my new companion.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">His little eyes lit up and I knew I had given him the best gift he had ever had. We spent the next hour or so checking out the ladies of the night. It started getting sadder as the night rolled by and Buddy was just unable to make a decision on which he wanted to give his 12 seconds of spunky love to. “Look you little twerp if you don’t pick one soon I am going to bitch slap you in front of all these people. I am tired of listening to you whine about your pathetic looking cock and when you told me that you are unable to grow pubes that was just a little too much info for me. Pick a girl and go with it before I sell you to those bikers over there for a pack of Camel’s”<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">Buddy stood up and gave the once over to all the working girls nearby but still was unable to make a choice. “I am just a little nervous Scott. I am going to go take a leak and when I get back I will pick one I promise.” And off he went. I had really hoped that he was gone for the night, hoping he had gone to his room to hide in his closet and cry like the little girl he I but alas no. After about 5 minutes he returned and had the biggest smile on his face ever, almost like the small a retarded child gets when someone gives them a scratch and sniff sticker.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">“I FOUND HER! I FOUND HER!” he proclaimed in a slobbering idiot type of way.” Scott I met the girl I want to be with inside the men’s room. She is amazing, she is exotic and she is intoxicating all at once!”<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">“That’s good little Buddy I am happy. You said you met her over by the men’s room? What is she wearing so I can go pay her and finally get rid of you?”<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">“NOOO I met her in the men’s room. She was using the urinal next to me. Her name is Jesus and she was wearing the most beautiful red dress and red high heels. SHE IS AMAZING!”<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">“Dude you know that she is a man right? I mean seriously she was pissing standing up right next you in a men’s room and her name is Jesus which is a man’s name. You can’t be this stupid to really believe it is a chick can you?” I told him with my eyes full of love for my soon to be lifelong best friend.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">“The heart wants what the heart wants Scott. I have made my choice. I will spend one wonderful hour with my true love Jesus and after that I will have the needed confidence to again talk to women and no longer spend my nights lonely, crying, weeping, while cutting myself.”<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">“Well I can see there is no changing your mind. I just want to warn you that more than likely he is going to get you up to your room and beat you up and ass rape you. I mean seriously he is over there right now talking to those other two guys about where they are going to dump your dead body man.”<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">There was just no talking to him. He was on a mission to make love to a transvestite hooker and it would take an army to stop him. I talked to Jesus and worked out arrangements for payment and negotiated a nice little side deal to get a cut of whatever they rolled Buddy for and off they went. It was early in the night for me, just passing 4:30AM Vegas time so I headed to the poker room to play for a bit with the satisfaction in my mind that I had done my one good deed for the day. I saw Jesus and his friends leave at about 6AM laughing and high-fiving each other with one of his friends wearing Buddy’s clothes. I knew what had happened. I knew my prediction had come true and that my dear, dear friend was laying up in his room more than likely beaten and battered with his cell phone shoved up his ass so I headed to the Diner to get a Roast Beef sandwich and off to bed. I knew since Buddy was more than likely unconscious or at the very least tied up that he was safe for the night in his room and not going to wander off and scare other guest with the site of his naked recently assaulted body. I managed a good four hours of sleep and then got the call to me a few other bloggers down at the bar for breakfast shots, Buddy’s dilemma had slipped from my mind in the night and to be quite honest I had forgotten the whole thing within 3 or 10 shots that morning so I was really surprised when he called me to tell me he had needed help. He was tied with his hands around the base of the toilet and had managed to unlodge his cell phone from his rectum in the night. After several attempts to dial his cell with his nose he had finally gotten me. <span style=""> </span>I told him I would be right up to untie him and I would bring him some bandages for his wounds and then headed over to the Venetian for the Noon tournament, I mean he was safe and tied up so really there was no rush needed.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">I made it to his room sometime around 8PM that night and the ungrateful prick yelled at me about something having to do with blood loss and hunger. I really tuned him out during that time because the smell in the bathroom really got to me. Anyway, I untied him and helped him get cleaned up and loaned him a few bucks to get something to eat and headed out. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">Before I left his room that night he made me promise never to tell that story to anyone but last night I let the details slip on the air at BDR. So for letting the details slip I just want to tell Buddy Dank I am sorry, and I hope that my little explanation here makes him feel better. I was also really glad to hear that his trip this year went a little better for him as well.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";"><o:p><a href="http://www.buddydankradio.com/"> Dont forget to listen to Buddy Dank Radio!</a>
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