I have not played as much poker as I thought I would since coming out of retirement. I am sure much of this has to do with my Xbox addiction. I did make it out to to the Skillz game last night however for a little H.O.R.S.E action.I am a big fan of mixed limit games but rarely play them online because the action is so much slower than NL and PL games but it is nice for a change of pace. I made my start in poker playing 7-stud and 7-stud H/L when I was younger and the first 3 years of my online life were spent plying Limit HE. over the last 2 years or so I have gotten pretty solid at O8 as well and find myself playing it more and more these days due the the extremely horrible play from most at the mid levels. Then there is Razz...
If Razz had a wife I would screw her when Razz left to go to work. I would show up at Razz's house every day and spend countless hours pleasuring his wife. I would get her hooked on coke and then trick her out to anyone I could find with $2 bucks in their pockets. If you have not figured out, I HATE RAZZ. Most times when I play mixed and horse if there is a RAZZ round I like to get up and go make dinner or stab kittens with an ice pick. I once had a choice of playing Razz or kicking my grandmother in the face...I broke her nose with a Chuck Norris type round house!. But enough about Razz, lets move on to Comcast Cable.
When the Tournament start there was some really slow play going on and we sound found out that 5 of the 6 bloggers at the table were on Comcast cable. We took turns for the first hour saying I am sorry for the disconnects and tried as we might had a real rough time of getting an orbit in without one of us disconnecting. I had managed to stay fairly close to my starting stack until after the break as the Stud HI round was starting. MY first disconnect came as I was dealt AA with a K for the door and 4th street dropping a third A on my lap. Yup I got dropped from FTP right then and there. FUCK YOU COMCAST I GOT A $10 BLOGGER GAME TO WIN!!!
I soon got my internet back and after a few hands had managed to work my way up to 4th place but then at 10:04 CST *BLINK* Comcast had ended my night of poker playing. I awoke this morning to find that my internet was still down and a call to Comcast was answered by a young lady telling me maybe I needed to restart my computer and it sounded like the problem was on my end. Now keep in mind the only thing I said to her was that my internet was out and had been for 6 hours... I gave no other info then that...but it is on my end? We have 3 computers in our house and for 6 years all of them have worked fine until I got to Katy and got Comcast but the problem must be on my end. Well Comcast thank you very much for helping me find something to hate more than Razz. If I was a Serial Killer I would Kill Comcast Cable instead of Chinese drivers like I always wanted to.
Life!
Life is good, all 3 kids are doing great and seem to have adjusted to the move to Houston/Katy well. Connor has a good daycare and the girls are starting to pull up on things. Work is an 8 out of 10 for me so I got that going and my wife loves working from home and is doing some great stuff. EXCEPT SHE WORKS ONLINE ALL DAY AND FUCKING COMCAST CANT GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER LONG ENOUGH TO GIVE US ONE FULL DAY OUT OF 60 OF WORKING SERVICE!
Ok I lied I said I was done with Comcast but I am not, gimme a sec.
Top Ten things Iwould do to Comcast
10. If Comcast was on the side of the road broke down I would not stop to help
9. If Comcast was getting bet up by young hoodlums I would not stop them.
8. I f I was at Comcasts house I would drink the last beer, not flush the toliet and lets is dog out of the house.
7. I would wipe boogers on Comcast
6. I would order pizzas and Chinesse from every delivery place in town and send them to Comcast house every hour
5.I would take Comcasts parking spot everyday
4. I would take Comcasts lunch out of the work fridge and make a cock sandwich and put it back in the fridge like nothing ever happened.
3. I would date Comcasts sister, get her preggers and never call her again and then tell all my friends she is a whore.
2. I would make Comcast have Comcast internet service
and Number 1!!!
1. I would give Waffles Comcast Yahoo IM ID so that they would have to talk to him for 14 hours a day like I have to !!!
See you at the Mookie!
Warning to BuddyDank I might invade your airwaves to talk about all things SCOTTMC POKER
Posts
I think that I was at your starting table. Everyone kept disconnecting. I did not state so at the time, but I too have Comcast. Fortunately, my local service usually runs pretty well. I had just one minor problem during the tournament. I much preferred my old Insight Cable.
ReplyDeleteIf Internet is down you can't listen to Waffles whine when a calling station won't be outplayed.
ReplyDeleteLOL
Comcast did you a favor!!!!!
Thanks for sharing. I currently have Comcast Cable in Philadelphia, PA and I have to admit they are much better now. Do you still have Comcast internet or did you switch providers?
ReplyDelete